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• Hope is a state of mind, not of the world. Hope, in this deep and powerful sense
  is not the same as joy that things are going well, or willingness to invest in enterprises that are obviously heading for ....
• I guess we were all guilty, in a way. We all shot him, we all skinned him, and we all got a complimentary bumper sticker that said, "I helped skin Bob.
  -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
• I GUESS WE WERE ALL GUILTY, in a way. We shot him, we skinned him, and we all got a complimentary bumper sticker that said, "I helped skin Bob.
  -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988....
• The one function that TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were.
  -- David Brinkley...
• By letting go, it all gets done. -- Tao Te Ching
• We do function in your absence, commander.
• OUTCONERR Twas FORTRAN as the doloop goes Did logzerneg the ifthen block All kludgy were the function flows And subroutines adhoc.
  Beware the runtime-bug my friend squrooneg, the false goto Beware the infiniteloop And shun the inprectoo....