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• I remember when legal used to mean lawful, now it means some kind of loophole. -- Leo Kessle
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  [starts a sickening laughter] So let's get your franchise up and running....
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• For people who like that kind of book, that is the kind of book they will like.
• Palamas: "Love you? Illogical. I'm not some kind of shepherdess you can awe.
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