Hello. I'm Frank Ormand, And If You're Watching Me, That Means You've Got Pretzel Fever -- And Not The Kind That Attacked My Intestinal Lining Some Years Back.

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Hello. I'm Frank Ormand, and if you're watching me, that means you've
got pretzel fever -- and not the kind that attacked my intestinal lining
some years back. [starts a sickening laughter] So let's get your
franchise up and running.
-- America's funniest pretzel videos,
"The Twisted World of Marge Simpson"

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