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• A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?
  . "Sure do," replied the bartender. "Good," said the man....
• A guy walked into a bar and said to the bartender, "Since when did you have sawdust on the floor?
  That's not sawdust," the bartender said. "It's last night's furniture." -- Joey Adam...
• Climbing onto a bar stool, a piece of string asked for a beer.
  "Wait a minute. Aren't you a string?" "Well, yes, I am....
• A man walked into a bar. It hurt!
• A little dog goes into a saloon in the Wild West, and beckons to the bartender.
  Hey, bartender, gimmie a whiskey." The bartender ignores him....
• Homer: The last bar in Springfield...if they don't let me in here, I'm going to have to quit drinking!
  Homer's liver: Yay! Homer: Shut up, liver!...
• The fellow sat down at a bar, ordered a drink and asked the bartender if he wanted to hear a dumb-jock joke.
  "Hey, buddy," the bartender replied, "you see those two guys next to you?...
• A piece of string goes into a bar, climbs up on a stool and orders a martini.
  Bartender says "Get outta here, we don't serve no strings in this joint....
• A skeleton walked into a bar and said, Hi, can I have a beer and a mop?