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• I live in a country where food is considered entertainment.
  So I suppose all those people in the Third World are not starving--they're bored....
• I'm bored--I think I'll become a beatnik. -- Sluggo (from the Nancy comic strip)
• We three drunks from Omaha are Spending Christmas eve in a car.
  Driving, Drinking, glasses clinking; Who needs a lousy bar? -- Mad Magazine...
• I'm definitely not in Omaha! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I used to be amused. Now I'm just bored.
• I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.
• The Excitement of Trees: I. M. Board
• If this is heaven, why am I bored out of my skull?
• SMILEY :--) Jamie Farr (Klinger from M*A*S*H)