Related:

• printk("CPU[%d]: Sending penguins to jail...",smp_processor_id())
  2.4.8 arch/sparc64/kernel/smp.c...
• printk("CPU[%d]: Giving pardon to imprisoned penguins\n", smp_processor_id())
  2.4.8 arch/sparc64/kernel/smp.c...
• printk("Penguin %d is stuck in the bottle.\n", i); 2.0.38 /usr/src/linux/arch/sparc/kernel/smp.c
• /* Identify the flock of penguins. */ 2.2.16 /usr/src/linux/arch/alpha/kernel/setup.c
• panic("CPU too expensive - making holiday in the ANDES!
  ); 2.2.16 /usr/src/linux/arch/mips/kernel/traps.c...
• We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
• die_if_kernel("Kernel gets FloatingPenguinUnit disabled trap", regs)
  2.2.16 /usr/src/linux/arch/sparc/kernel/traps.c...
• Quote #526 Windows: A 32 bit shell for a 16 bit operating system, originally written for an 8 bit processor on a 4 bit bus by a 2 bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition!
  -- .sig of "Dan" [ (dank@ihug.com.au)]...
• We Are Hard Pressed On Every Side, But Not Crushed. -- 2 Cor 4:8