Related:

• printk("CPU[%d]: Giving pardon to imprisoned penguins\n", smp_processor_id())
  2.4.8 arch/sparc64/kernel/smp.c...
• printk("CPU[%d]: Sending penguins to jail...",smp_processor_id())
  2.4.8 arch/sparc64/kernel/smp.c...
• printk("Penguin %d is stuck in the bottle.\n", i); 2.0.38 /usr/src/linux/arch/sparc/kernel/smp.c
• We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
• purious interrupt at processor level %d
• /* Identify the flock of penguins. */ 2.2.16 /usr/src/linux/arch/alpha/kernel/setup.c
• panic("CPU too expensive - making holiday in the ANDES!
  ); 2.2.16 /usr/src/linux/arch/mips/kernel/traps.c...
• HCP Hide Central Processor [makes virtual CPU's act like virtual memories]
• WARNING: DOWN-REV ROSS 605 CPU DETECTED - PLEASE UPGRADE.
  RUNNING IN UNI-PROCESSOR MODE. PERFORMANCE WILL BE AFFECTED....