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• What a pinhead! Does he not fear us?!" -- "Sam and Max", Freelance Police
• Flint Paper is insane. I really respect that." -- "Sam and Max", Freelance Police
• I feel lightheaded, Sam. I think my brain is out of air.
  But it's kind of a neat feeling. -- Sam and Max, Freelance Police...
• Hey, Max -- Wake up! You're missing all the fun!" "What?
  "A seven-foot specter of evil appeared in front of the car, so I ran over it....
• I can't think of anything more relaxing than being locked in a moving car with YOU for about 300 hours, little pal.
  "That's really sweet, Sam. I may weep openly." -- "Sam and Max", Freelance Police...
• How was it, little buddy?" "It was dark, like a cave, and there were no toilets -- just black, smoking holes in the walls and floor!
  Giant roaches howled like damned souls as they skittered along the mouldered grout-work!...
• I went to a convent in New York and was fired finally for my insistence that the Immaculate Conception was spontaneous combustion.
  -- Dorothy Parke...
• Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. -- Reggie Leach
• Q: "Very impressive the way you contained that explosion.
  What else have you done?" Rogers: "I, I don't understand....