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• Politicians are like polkas - different names but sound the same.
• Politicians who support sanctions should have to take in the refugees--it's only fair.
• We hold college football players to _higher_ standards than Clinton.
• Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
• Humans are unreliable, inefficient, often lazy, sometimes pregnant, liable to strike, need to be fed and paid, take up a lot of space and are slow by computer standards.
• Standards? What standards? Whose standards?
• Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
  -- Nikita S. Khrushchev (1894-1971)...
• Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
  -- Nikita Khrushchev...