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We are not anticipating any emergencies.
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Wealth is chiefly convenient for emergencies. -- Emerso
It's a chain saw. I always carry one for emergencies.
It's a crowbar. I always carry one for emergencies.
It's a hockey stick. I always carry one for emergencies.
I'm prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday life.
I'm prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday life.
