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We are Microsoft. You will be assimilated.
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We are Microsoft. OS/2 is irrelevant. UNIX is irrelevant.
Openness is futile. Prepare to be assimilated....
We are Microsoft. Unix is irrelevant. Openness is futile. Prepare to be assimilated.
Liberalism is futile. We are EIB. You will be assimilated.
Taglines are irrelevant. You will be assimilated.
We are All of Borg: Bob will be assimilated!
We are Dave of Borg: Myra will be assimilated!
We are Microsoft. What you are experiencing is not a problem; it is an undocumented feature.
We are a 100% Microsoft Shop.
We Came, We Scanned, We Assimilated. -- Caesar Borg
