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• Sex - the poor man's polo.
• It was the saying of Bion, that though the boys throw stones at frogs in sport, yet the frogs do not die in sport but in earnest.
  -- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Which are the most crafty, Water or Land Animals? 7...
• A little Prozac and a polo mallet. -- Woody Alle
• Real Programmers don't play tennis, or any other sport that requires you to change clothes.
  Mountain climbing is OK, and real programmers wear their climbing boots to work in case a mountain should suddenly spring up in the middle of the machine room....
• Hockey is the greatest sport of all.
• Life is NOT a spectator sport!