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• If we were meant to fly, we wouldn't keep losing our luggage.
• If we were meant to fly, we wouldn't keep losing our luggage.
• BSD4.3 ... the *only* way to fly ...
• If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to teach him to do some tricks.
  But ONLY if you're serious about adopting the vulture. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel. -- Yogi Berra
• Are you on an ego trip? You forgot your luggage.
• That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!
• You can learn a lot about people by their luggage.