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• If there were no such thing as bears, what kind of hugs would we give?
• And to think that only this morning I mistook you for an idiot only because your views were different to mine.
  One could have a real talk with you, though perhaps it would be wiser not to....
• You have the right to remain an idiot.
• It is one thing to be ugly, another to have a face that would melt a sundial!
• Gifts for Men -- Men are amused by almost any idiot thing -- that is why professional ice hockey is so popular -- so buying gifts for them is easy.
  But you should never buy them clothes. Men believe they already have all the clothes they will ever need, and new ones make them nervous....
• Gifts for Men -- Men are amused by almost any idiot thing -- that is why professional ice hockey is so popular -- so buying gifts for them is easy.
  But you should never buy them clothes. Men believe they already have all the clothes they will ever need, and new ones make them nervous....
• Men are amused by almost any idiot thing -- that is why professional ice hockey is so popular -- so buying gifts for them is easy.
  But you should never buy them clothes. Men believe they already have all the clothes they will ever need, and new ones make them nervous....
• And *this* -- this is for losing my new luggage, you SLIMEBALL!
  -- Race Bannon finally loses his temper in JONNY QUEST...