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• Assembly programmers do it a byte at a time.
• Programmers do it right the first time!
• Q: How many IBM cpu's does it take to do a logical right shift?
  A: 33. 1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register....
• Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to do a logical right shift?
  A: 33. 1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register....
• Real programmers do not wonder where the bits went following a shift operation. They do not care.
• Female programmers get their bits twiddled.