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• When you don't want to do something, a meeting is indispensible as the most efficient tool to accomplish your goal.
• WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH THAT!?!?!?!?!?!
• Murphy's (First) Corollary: Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
• Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
  -- Murphy's Law Corollary 6...
• Usually, when we seek advice, what we are really searching for is a nice accomplice.
  Everyone sets out to do something, and everyone does something, but not everyone does what they set out to do....
• Homer: Listen here: my name is Homer J. Simpson. You guys think I'm dead, but I'm not.
  Now I want you to straighten this out without a lot of your bureaucratic red tape and mumbo- jumbo!...
• I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?
• Do you know what I learned from you? I learned what is possible, and now I must hold out for what I thought we had.
  I want to be very close to someone I respect and admire and have somebody who feels the same way about me....
• What do you want for nothing?