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As Thick As Two Short Planks.
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As thick as two short planks.
Related:
Two chapters short of a novel.
Two sheep short of a sweater.
Two socks short of a pair.
Two saucers short of a tea-service.
Ross Perot's two tacos short of a combination plate.
Two suits short of a full deck (a half-wit).
Thick as a brick.
The last two words of the Star-Spangled Banner are not "Play Ball!" -- Solomon Sho
Many pages make a thick book.
