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• Your wise men don't know how it feels To be thick as a brick. -- Jethro Tull, "Thick As A Brick
• Marge: Wait! Wait, my children are in there! Guard
  You must be very proud, Ma'am. -- Thick as a brick, "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming...
• A rose is not a rose when it's a brick.
• I brake for brick walls.
• Subtle as a well-thrown brick.
• The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon.
• FYBR: Follow Yellow Brick Road
• As thick as two short planks.
• Many pages make a thick book.