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• Hey, if you're going to get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things!
  -- Homer Simpson Mr. Plow...
• There are many aspects of human irrationality I do not yet comprehend.
  Obsession, for one. The persistent single-minded fixation on one idea....
• Monsters come in many forms. And do you know the greatest monster of them all?
  Guilt. -- McCoy, "Obsession," stardate 3620.7....
• Yes... why do we have to have evil?" "Ah, I think it's something to do with free will.
  -- God (played splendidly by the late Sir Ralph Richardson) in TIME BANDITS...
• Dear Ms. Postnews: I couldn't get mail through to somebody on another site.
  What should I do? -- Eager Beaver Dear Eage...
• Woof! Gasp! Choke! yes, I do have people telling me all the time.
• Realize that if you have time to whine and complain about something then you have the time to do something about it.
  -- Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book...
• Stayed in bed all morning just to pass the time, There's something wrong here
  here can be no more denying, One of us is changing, or maybe we just stopped trying, And it's too late, baby, now, it's too late, Though we really did try to make it, Something inside has died and I can't hide and I just can't fake it....
• Moe: Sure, Homer, I can loan you all the money you need.
  However, since you have no collateral, I'm going to have to break your legs in advance....