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Unix? I Can't Even Do ONE Thing At Once.
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Unix? I can't even do ONE thing at once.
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This is a Unix system. I can do this easy. -- Lex, Jurassic Park
I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the roster of Those Who Do Things.
I don't do any thing. Not one single thing. I used to bite my nails, but I don't even do that any more....
Every time I go near the stove, the dog howls ... In our house, we have Alka-Seltzer on tap.
If you cook like I do, the best thing I can tell you is not to be sensitive....
I can do two things at once & I'm not confused.
Once an appeal is made to force to settle a disagreement, it is well to remember that there is now one thing you can not afford, and that is to lose.
Make a fortune with this fortune, no one else can do that... not even the author of it.
Hardin's Law: You can never do just one thing.
You can never do merely one thing. -- Garrett Hardi
Name one thing you can do with Prodigy...Hang up!