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• I hope, when they die, cartoon characters have to answer for their sins.
  -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
• Bart! Our cartoon's on TV! -- Lisa, "The Fro
• Facts are the enemy of truth. -- Don Quixote
• TV Truth: All men are evil.
• Krusty: Poochie's dead! [laughs] [children in the audience cheer loudly] Well kid
  we all know that sometimes when cartoon characters die, they're back again the very next week....
• TV Truth: All Asians know karate.
• TV Truth: All cars will explode when wrecked.
• TV Truth: All husbands are wife-beaters.
• TV Truth: Car tires squeal on dirt roads.