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TV Truth: All Husbands Are Wife-beaters.
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TV Truth: All husbands are wife-beaters.
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All men are different, but husbands are all alike.
Murphy's Fourth Law for Husbands: Your wife's stored possessions will always be on top of your stored possessions.
When it comes to broken marriages most husbands will split the blame -- half his wife's fault, and half her mother's.
Murphy's Third Law for Husbands: The gifts you buy your wife are never as appropriate as the gifts your neighbor buys his wife.
