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• Your CRT is 2 loud. Turn it down!
• Bored? Turn your TV picture tube upside down..
• TOAC: Turn Off Air Conditione
• Abe: Honey! Are you sure you want to be Mrs. Montgomery Burns?
  Wouldn't you rather be Mrs. Abraham J. Simpson?...
• Lean your body forward slightly to support the guitar against your chest, for the poetry of the music should resound in your heart.
  -- Andres Segovia...
• Your Pentium has a heating problem - try cooling it with ice cold water.
  (Do not turn off your computer, you do not want to cool down the Pentium Chip while he isn't working, do you?...
• Never turn your back on a monster.
• If you visit an American City, You will find it very pretty.
  Just two things of which you must beware: Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air....