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• The Heineken Uncertainty Principle: You can never be sure how many beers you had last night.
• Still lazy after all these beers! -- Bryan Rawso
• TUTHER: of two or more. "Yew can take one or tuther!" -- Texan Dictionary
• I only had a couple beers. -- Famous Last Word
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