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• When Greeks joined Greeks, then was the tug of war.
  -- Nathaniel Lee (1655-1692) -- Alexander the Great, Act iv, Sc. 2...
• Hug O' War I will not play at tug o' war. I'd rather play at hug o' wa
  Where everyone hugs Instead of tugs, Where everyone giggles And rolls on the rug, Where everyone kisses, And everyone grins, And everyone cuddles, And everyone wins....
• I will not play at tug o' war. I'd rather play at hug o' wa
  Where everyone hugs Instead of tugs, Where everyone giggles And rolls on the rug, Where everyone kisses, And everyone grins, And everyone cuddles, And everyone wins....
• 13) "Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography." --Paul Rodriguez
• Why am I so soft in the middle when the rest of my life is so hard? -- Paul Simo
• Burns: Oh please please, don't fight. Just go out back and have a good time.
  [to Smithers] Fire that man Smithers, I don't want him, or his unpleasant family to ruin my picnic....
• When the rich make war it's the poor that die.
  -- Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980), "Le Diable et le bon Dieu", 1951...