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• Amsterdam, the motherland of small rodents.
• A thousand shirtless drunk guys in rainbow wigs.
• He was as sincere as a tap dancer's smile. -- Morey Amsterdam
• I just bought a new house. It has no plumbing. It's uncanny. -- Morey Amsterdam
• Love is blind. I guess that's why it proceeds by the sense of touch. -- Morey Amsterdam
• Education: Something you get so you can work for guys with no education. -- Morey Amsterdam
• Our congressmen are the finest body of men money can buy.
  -- Morey Amsterdam (written for Will Rogers)...
• According to statistics, a man eats a prune every twenty seconds.
  I don't know who this fella is, but I know where to find him. -- Morey Amsterdam...
• I got an aunt named Minnie. Weighs 264. When she sits on the chair there's so much of her there--most of her sits on the floor.
  -- Morey Amsterdam...