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• T-shirtless in Amsterdam
• He was as sincere as a tap dancer's smile. -- Morey Amsterdam
• I just bought a new house. It has no plumbing. It's uncanny. -- Morey Amsterdam
• Love is blind. I guess that's why it proceeds by the sense of touch. -- Morey Amsterdam
• Education: Something you get so you can work for guys with no education. -- Morey Amsterdam
• Our congressmen are the finest body of men money can buy.
  -- Morey Amsterdam (written for Will Rogers)...
• Small programs are for small minds.
• According to statistics, a man eats a prune every twenty seconds.
  I don't know who this fella is, but I know where to find him. -- Morey Amsterdam...