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• A naked man fears no pickpocket.
• Beware the man who fears you.
• Ask not what your residence hall can do for you, because it's broke. -- the Stilt Ma
• I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.
  -- the future Mrs. Stilt Ma...
• I'm an agnostic. I can't decide whether or not there's a Goddess. -- the future Mrs. Stilt Ma
• Never ask a mortician to go out and bring you back a cold one. -- the Stilt Ma
• No one loves the man whom he fears. -- Aristotle
• The Truth Shall Make You Flee -- Miskatonic U. motto
• One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you.
  You do not change people's minds. -- Frank Zappa, 1979...