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• There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.
  -- Kin Hubbard...
• Nothing is so good as it seems beforehand. -- George Elio
• It is good to see so many young faces in the crowd. -- Reinhold Messne
• But there 's nothing half so sweet in life As love's young dream.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- Love's Young Dream...
• Do you think your mother and I should have lived comfortably so long together if ever we had been married?
• Mother: I don't know who to love more... My son Joshua who's captain of the football team, or my daughter Amber who got the lead in the school play.
  Usually, I use their grades as a tie-breaker, but they both got straight A's this term, so what's a mother to do?...
• Marge, Maggie was very young. It's not like we got so attached to her.
  .. -- Homer practices his excuse for losing Maggie, "Homer Alone...
• After watching an extremely attractive maternity-ward patient earnestly thumbing her way through a telephone directory for several minute
  a hospital orderly finally asked if he could be of some help....
• Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will not hate it. -- Pohl's Law