Related:

• In the education of children there is nothing like alluring the interest and affectio
  otherwise you only make so many asses laden with books. -- Michel de Montaigne...
• Why is it that there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses? -- Gordon Liddy
• And sometimes the bear eats you.
• There is a bear following you around.
• Why is it that there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses? -- G. Gordon Liddy
• Some days you eat the bear, and some days the bear eats you.
• Conspiracy is the opiate of the asses.
• One morning, Daddy bear came down for breakfast to find his porridge bowl empty.
  He angrily growled,"who`s been eating my porridge?...
• Homer: Kids! We're good parents now. Get your asses out here!
  Marge: We've missed you so much. [they gasp at the "Gone Baptizin'" sign on Flanders' door] He's going to baptize _our_ children?...