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• TAURUS (Apr. 20 to May 20) Let your self-confidence and determination shine, and people will find you boorish and headstrong.
  Travel, promotion, and romance highlighted, if you live long enough....
• God will not give any soldier ammunition who is not willing to go into battle.
• Wiggum: Wait a minute. If the second old geezer got shot, how come nobody reported it?
  [at the old folks home, they pound on door 26] [Jasper answers] Wiggum...
• If you get gloomy, just take an hour off and sit and think how much better this world is than hell.
  Of course, it won't cheer you up if you expect to go there. -- Don Marqui...
• O God! it is a fearful thing To see the human soul take wing In any shape, in any mood.
  -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Prisoner of Chillon, Stanza 8...
• Homer: {Oh my God...what'll I do, what'll I do?} Marge
  {What's the matter with you, Homer? We don't have any fruits or vegetables in the car....
• Abe: And for the minimal outlay of one dollar, you can take home a bottle of liquid Lothario, distilled Don Juan, catalytically- carbonated Cassanova.
  Lock old Rover in the shed, 'cause man has a new best friend in Simpson & Son's revitalizing tonic....
• Go Habs Go! and take the rest of the province with you!
• If you really want to be original, try being yourself, since God never made any two of us alike.
  Variety is the spice of life. Variety is what makes the world go around....