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• Oh whistle, and I 'll come to ye, my lad.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Whistle, and I 'll come to ye...
• Out of my lean and low ability I 'll lend you something.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Twelfth Night -- Act iii, Sc. 4...
• JUST GET OUT OF MY WAY; I CAN DO IT RIGHT.
• My analyst told me that I was right out of my head, But I said, "Dear Doctor, I think that it is you instead.
  Because I have got a thing that is unique and new, To prove it I'll have the last laugh on you....
• If naebody care for me, I 'll care for naebody.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- I hae a Wife o' my Ai...
• Sometimes, when I drive across the desert in the middle of the night, with no other cars around, I start imagining
  What if there were no civilization out there? No cities, no factories, no people?...
• Lisa: The only way to get Bart back is to kill the head vampire
  Mr. Burns! Homer: Kill my boss? Do I dare to live out the American dream?...
• And when with envy Time, transported, Shall think to rob us of our joys, You 'll in your girls again be courted, And I 'll go wooing in my boys.
  -- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Winifreda (1720)...
• Three fellas up in heaven. St. Peter's interviewing them.
  He says to the first guy, "How did you get up here in heaven?...