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• My Uncle Murray said you're a man when you can make love for as long as it takes to cook a chicken.
  -- David Steinberg...
• A committee is a thing which takes a week to do what one good man can do in an hour.
  -- Elbert Hubbard...
• I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.
  -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh...
• Rudd's Discovery: You know that any senator or congressman could go home and make $
  300,000 to $400,000, but they don't. Why? Because they can stay in Washington and make it there....
• You know that any senator or congressman could go home and make $
  300,000 to $400,000, but they don't. Why? Because they can stay in Washington and make it there....
• From a long view of the history of mankind -- seen from
  ay, ten thousand years from now -- there can be little doubt that the most significant event of the 19th century will be judged as Maxwell's discovery of the laws of electrodynamics....
• Quote #204 From a long view of the history of mankind - seen from
  ay, ten thousand years from now, there can be little doubt that the most significant event of the 19th century will be judged as Maxwell's discovery of the laws of electrodynamics....
• Anybody can make a fortune. It takes genius to hold on to one. -- Jay Gould
• A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.
  -- Fro...