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• An Oklahoma law says that the driver of "any vehicle involved in an accident resulting in death .
  .. shall immediately stop ... and give his name and address to the person struck....
• Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.
  -- real standing law in Oklahoma, United States of America...
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• TOURIST: A pretty girl in Oklahoma.
• Natalie's Law of Algebra: You never catch on until after the test.