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• Whenever anyone says "I can't," it makes me wish he'd get stung to death by about ten thousand bees.
  When he says "I'll try," five thousand bees. ("I can," one bee....
• Her lips were red, and one was thin; Compared with that was next her chin,-- Some bee had stung it newly.
  -- Sir John Suckling (1609-1641) -- Ballad upon a Wedding...
• Did you hear about the elderly gentleman who was stung on the privates by a bee and asked the doctor to relieve the pain but leave the swelling.
• It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune. -- Woody Alle
• Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. -- Drew Bundini Brow
• I don't like the idea that the police department seems bent on keeping a pool of unarmed victims available for the predations of the criminal class.
  -- David Mohler, 1989, on being denied a carry permit in NYC...
• Apu: Huh? Homer: Don't be alarmed, Apu. Just go about your daily routine like I'm not wearing the hat.
  Apu: Your headgear seems to be emitting a buzzing noise, sir....