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• Even snakes are afraid of snakes. -- Steven Wrigh
• I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big.
  Some people must be really tired. -- Steven Wrigh...
• A metaphor is like a simile. -- Steven Wrigh
• I was skydiving horizontally. -- Steven Wrigh
• This isn't all true. -- Steven Wrigh
• What are imitation rhinestones? -- Steven Wrigh
• My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• You know how it is when you decide to lie and say the check is in the mail, and then you remember it really is?
  I'm like that all the time. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I've really got into astronomy lately. So much so that I have installed a skylight in my ceiling.
  This really upsets the people that live above me. -- Steven Wrigh...