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• When you find yourself shouting at the top of your lungs, remember thi
  The noisy thunder strikes nothing the silent lightening strikes....
• And the thunder rolls...
• Ah-ooooh, where was the thunder?
• You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to getting hit.
  If you don't hear it you got hit, so never mind....
• Be good and you will be lonesome. -- Mark Twai
• I do not like work even when someone else does it. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• Are thunder thighs produced by "eat" lighting?
• Boy, that thunder sounds clo@$#%^%#$^ NO CARRIER
• Speed of lightning, Lord of Thunder! Underdog!