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• I think my sight's improving. Before I could only see a dark blur, now I -can see a light blur.
  -- C3PO (Star Wars)...
• Symptom: Everything has gone dark. Fault: The Bar is closing.
  Action Required: Panic. Symptom: You awaken to find your bed hard, cold and wet....
• Then one night I saw the light and now there is nothing more to see.
• If you turn on the light quickly enough you can see what the dark looks like.
• To see the light, you have to be in the dark. -- The SpamPope
• A Parable of Modern Research: Bob has lost his keys in a room which is dark except for one brightly lit corner.
  "Why are you looking under the light, you lost them in the dark!" "I can only see here....
• The rising world of waters dark and deep.
  -- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Paradise Lost, Book iii, Line 11...
• British condom makers have developed a model that glows in the dark.
  It can be recharged simply by putting it in the light of a table lamp for several hours....
• Twas midnight on the ocean, Her children all were orpha
  Not a streetcar was in sight, Except one a tiny tot, So I stepped into a cigar store Who had a home across the way To ask them for a light....