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• If you turn on the light quickly enough you can see what the dark looks like.
• If you can do it the hard way, it's worth doing it the easy way. -- The SpamPope
• If you can't do it the easy way, it's not worth doing it the hard way. -- The SpamPope
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• A Parable of Modern Research: Bob has lost his keys in a room which is dark except for one brightly lit corner.
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• An age is called Dark not because the light fails to shine, but because people refuse to see it.
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