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• Carries a tire gauge in her purse.
• We cannot command nature except by obeying her. -- Sir Francis Baco
• A kangaroo loose in her top paddock.
• She was much prettier than her 4-color separation.
• Annoy a liberal: Ask him/her/it to be truthful.
• She that paints her face thinks of her tail. -- Poor Richard
• The less we love a women, the more we are loved by her.
• My mother went to school with a girl named Michelle Babbitch.
  She couldn't wait to get married to change her name because she was teased so much as a child....
• Of Law there can be no less acknowledged than that her seat is the bosom of God, her voice the harmony of the world.
  All things in heaven and earth do her homage,--the very least as feeling her care, and the greatest as not exempted from her power....