Parties Who Want Milk Should Not Seat Themselves On A Stool In The Middle Of A Field In Hope That The Cow Will Back Up To Them.

Parties Who Want Milk Should Not Seat Themselves On A Stool In The Middle Of A Field In Hope That The Cow Will Back Up To Them.

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Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool
in the middle of a field in hope that the cow will back up to them.
-- Elbert Hubbard

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If you want to get a pail of milk, don't sit yourself on a stool in the middle of a field hoping that a cow will come over to you.
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If you want work well done, select a busy man -- the other kind has no time -- Elbert Hubbard