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  The new number is 123-4567. Please hang up and try your call again....
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  This message brought to you by the Frobozz Magic Alarm Company....
• Steve has been captured by a flying saucer and can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name, phone number, and a message, I'll have him call you back as soon as he gets away.
  Read all about it in next week's National Enquirer....