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• Quote #601 Most documentation starts as hastily scrawled notes from sleep-deprived developers who weren't necessarily hired for their keen communication skills.
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• Seen on a commercial for Mennen deodorant: "Gives 110% protection!
  Does this mean that it sucks moisture out of the atmosphere and stuffs it into your arpits?...
• The only protection you have to wear when riding your Bicycle is a decent helmet.
  -- Reasons why a bicycle is better than a woman number 28...
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• Copy protection: just say no...
• Feminine Protection? A chartreuse flamethrower?
• Fire protection: that's asbestos it gets...