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• Did you hear about the Newfie that Thought "no kidding" was meant to be birth control.
• Gun control is not about guns. It is about control.
• I put aside my copy of ``BOWLING WORLD'' and think about GUN CONTROL legislation.
  . -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• I dunno...I'll have to think about it...I've thought about it.
  It's a brilliant plan. -- Edmund to Amy : Amy and Amiability...
• Why do you think they call it birth **CONTROL**?
• Alan Turing thought about criteria to settle the question of whether machines can think, a question of which we now know that it is about as relevant as the question of whether submarines can swim.
  -- Dijkstra...
• This is not an answering machine -- this is a telepathic thought-recording device.
  After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling, and a number where I can reach you, and I'll think about returning your call....
• Philosophers think about doing it.
• You are your thought. Don't think, just be.