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• IBM: I Built Mine
• I can see your Schwartz is as big as mine.
• I need a Phillips Screwdriver. All of mine are Stanley.
• Boy and girl in the bath. Girl: What is that long thing ?
  Boy : It`s mine. Girl: Can I play with it ? Boy : No! You`ve broken yours already....
• Dog: I tell you what: I'm gonna smell your behind, then you can smell mine!
  Now is that a deal? Cat: You want to smell my WHAT? -- Red Dwarf - 'Parallel Universe'...
• I have a box of telephone rings under my bed. Whenever I get lonely, I open it up a little bit, and I get a phone call.
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