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I Need A Phillips Screwdriver. All Of Mine Are Stanley.
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I need a Phillips Screwdriver. All of mine are Stanley.
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The Phillips-head screwdriver was invented in Oregon.
Try orange juice and Milk of Magnesia and get a Phillips screwdriver.
A friend of mine gave me a Philip Glass record. I listened to it for five hours before I realized it had a scratch on it.
-- Emo Phillip...
All the world's a cage. -- Jeanne Phillip
Hey! I wanted The Stanley Cup!
It's mine! All mine!!! -- Donald Duck
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I need all the help I can get!
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