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• This is Maria, Liberty Bail Bonds. Your client, Todd Lieman, skipped and his bail is forfeit.
  That's the pink slip on your '74 Firebird, I believe. Sorry, Jim, bring it on over....
• There are so many bonds that hold us together. Your government bonds, your savings bonds, your Liberty bonds.
  -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)...
• Jim? It's Maria over at the laundromat. There's a yellow dress in with your things.
  Is that a mistake, or special handling, or what?...
• Bart: [over the radio] Rod! Todd! This is God! Rod
  How did you get on the radio? Bart: Whaddya mean, how did I get on the radio?...
• Did you hear about the bright young student who was awarded a full scholarship to the college of his choice -- it paid for tuition, books, and bail money.
• An attorney was defending his client against a charge of first-degree murder.
  Your Honor, my client is accused of stuff his lover's mutilated body into a suitcase and heading for the Mexican border....
• An attorney was defending his client against a charge of first-degree murder.
  Your Honor, my client is accused of stuffing his lover's mutilated body into a suitcase and heading for the Mexican border....