This Is A Nightmare. I'm On The Run From The Fascist Police With A Murderer, A Mass Murderer And A Man In A Bri-nylon Shirt.

Rimmer: The lamb was a bit of a flop, though. Liste
The lamb? Everyone thought the lamb was the cheese!...
Nirvana: It was ... different. Rimmer: Different? Nirvana
You make love like a Japanese meal -- small portions but /so/ many courses....
Lister: We used to be your shipmates. Rimmer: Only .
.. we've forgotten you. Lister: Yeah. Rimmer: [to Cat] Well, I don't know about you, but I'm convinced....
What do you expect? You are, after all, nothing more than a murderer.
"And you, Your Majesty, are nothing more than a man who wants to hire a murderer....
Cat: My stomach has been pumped and now I'm hungry!
Man, I just /have/ to eat! Lister: Rimmer's dad has died....
Kryten: You are a sick, sick person! If mechanoids could barf, I'd be on to my fifth bag by now.
-- Red Dwarf - 'Inquisitor'...
Bart: Looks like I've got me a genuine glow-in-the-dark police badge!
[hunts through the box of cereal] Hey, it's not in here....
Isn't it about this time your head goes back to the lab for re-tuning?
-- Rimmer to Kryten in Red Dwarf 'The Last Day'...
Rimmer's Father: I just wanted to say... Rimmer: Yes?
Rimmer's Father: I just wanted to say...you're a total smeghead!...