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• This fortune is dedicated to your mother, without whose invaluable assistance last night would never have been possible.
• To my daughter Leonora without whose never failing sympathy and encouragement this book would have been completed in half the time.
  P.G. Wodehouse -- [Quoted in Pepper's _The Wit and Wisdom of the 20th Century_, p....
• There was a young poet named Dan, Whose poetry never would scan.
  When told this was so, He said, "Yes, I know....
• There was a young poet named Dan, Whose poetry never would scan.
  When told this was so, He said, "Yes, I know....
• She did things your mother would never do. Like have sex for money.
  -- Grampa, remembering an affair, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
• fortune: error: All your files and directories have been deleted.
• I have great news for you ! The program you've been working on for over a year.
  ... has been destroyed by a power dip last night, 3 minutes before your backup....
• Lisa: Mom, you've been cooking all night? Marge: [happy] Judge, jury, and executioner, all rolled into one, you are!
  Lisa: See, Dad, I told you Mom would have problems....