There Was A Young Poet Named Dan, Whose Poetry Never Would Scan.

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There was a young poet named Dan,
Whose poetry never would scan.
When told this was so,
He said, "Yes, I know.
It's because I try to put every possible syllable into that last
line that I can."
"We don't care. We don't have to. We're the Phone Company."